I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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