And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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