Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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