Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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