some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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