No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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