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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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