I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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