We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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