yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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