did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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