Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
