I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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