I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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