Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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