awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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