oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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