Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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