I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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