the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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