Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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