That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
My balls are so social today.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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