: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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