Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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