Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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