when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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