There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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