a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.