im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If its not for food we ain't going out.