just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?