Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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