i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
They have beer where we have blood.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
