Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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