thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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