haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
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I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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