i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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