They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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