Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
so much tequila, so little girl.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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