Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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