Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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