Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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