why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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