Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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