it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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