Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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