There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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