i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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