I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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