I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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