Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
