I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
How naked do you want me to be?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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