Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
...so i touched it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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