Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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