i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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