at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are