We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"