Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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