My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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